Monday, May 30, 2005

Doctors are Dangerous

Most of us by now are aware of the grave danger that Evangelical Christians and practicing Catholics pose to society at large. If you aren't then please read my previous post. It may not be too late to save .... uh, .... protect .... yourselves.

What you have probably missed, however, is the fact that we ought to be more nervous about doctors than we are about guns or Christians. To obtain the real poop on this matter I encourage you to visit Kermit at Bubbasbog and view the May 28th post, "Please Read and Heed." Kermit has verified his assertion through the use of statistics, which as you know, never lie.

We can spot gun toters by the ominous bulge under the armpit and the relaxed look on their faces when in a dark, isolated parking lots at night. We can recognize Evangelicals by their glassy-eyed expressions and their bibles under their arm. Well, unless it's Bill Clinton, you can.
We can tell who is a practicing Catholic by taking note of who attends the local bingo hall on a Friday night.

But can you spot a doctor on the street, in a movie house or in a restaurant? Unless they are wearing their stethoscopes, I think not. Why is there a need to identify physicians you ask? Go find out.

3 Comments:

At 5:30 PM, May 30, 2005 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you post your email address and/or name. I'm sure there must be people in Pickering would want to know who you are?

Thanks!

 
At 9:55 PM, May 30, 2005 , Blogger John the Mad said...

Exactly.

 
At 10:02 PM, May 30, 2005 , Blogger John the Mad said...

Even more to the point, why are you commenting anonymously? Hmmmm.

 

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