The Porc in Porcupine
Porcupine photo from http://images.google.ca/images?q=of+porcupines&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&start=100&sa=N
Notice to All Jihadists!
This animal (photo deliberately fuzzed to protect identity of this specific beast) is not a pig, or a relative of pigs. He is a porcupine. The distinction is theologically relevant to all Islamists (or so it fervently hopes). Accordingly, you should not be going about blowing them up. This will not get you an automatic pass into Paradise. My Porcupine friend asked me to pass it on.
Now that you know the truth about porcupines I encourage you to give one a big hug. They are cuddly creatures, ..... really ........ .