How God Makes Babies
Six year old Master Brendan was lying with me in bed before I rose to prepare for my day at the coal face. The radio was on and there was a story about the tsunami. Brendan turned to me and said, "Daddy. God's going to have to make a lot of babies." I agreed that this was so.
He looked thoughtful for a minute and then said, "How's he going to do that?" I paused, thinking about my reply and decided to ask for clarification.
"What do you mean Brendan?"
Well, dad .... Babies come from mummies. How is God going to make all those new babies? ... All the mummies are dead."
I was left speechless. .... And we think they don't listen to the news.