Gadzooks - What's This?

This afternoon I watched the Canadian Olympic men's hockey team crash and burn whilst playing Finland. Finland has yet to taste defeat in this tournament. Canada has yet to score a goal.

Please do not adjust your computer. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. You have plunged unwittingly into the Outer Limits.

Yikes!

Wayne Gretzky thinks he's seen pressure from the gambling ring affair? (For the record, I believe him innocent.) Wait t'ill the crows pick the flesh from his bones over this. This stuff is important! And the Great One selected the team.